Drunken Deity Sucks

Okay so I've been addicted to this new medal system since the beginning, but If I want to stay around with the top dogs and finally be removed from the shadows of like people Life, Varien, Fleshlight, etc. I NEED TO EARN DRUNKEN DEITY MEDAL.

So, do to the college semesters being over (and Bright Futures not covering summer courses), I finally have time to dedicate to the practice and perfection it takes to earn the infamous DD.

So during this past week, I have continuously been practicing lvl after lvl until finally having beaten every lvl on a somewhat consistent basis. So 2 days ago I finally decide "its time for a test run" so I go and die on lvl 4...I know that is pretty sad. FLUKE I say...I move on. second attempt, I get to lvl 12 and get pwned in the face by a barrel and drop all the way to the ground in which I get pwned to the face by a moltie....better than 4 but not pleased. Last try of the night I get to lvl 14 and get crushed in between a bat and a barrel...what ever, I'm tired, its bed time.

Next day, I'mma beat this thing once and for all!!!!!!!! Not so much 1st run, death on 9, 2nd death on 15....YES FRIGGIN 15 I got 4 hits to the head, then he decided to play goalie and move BOTH hands over his face and I got jammed and slammed...

But I'm a busy person I only had time for two runs that day, so come to today I get to lvl 12 and get owned, then 15 and get pwned...I'm done for today but I don't see how I won't have it by the end of this week, BEWARE AmanPyroman will rise to the top....you'll just have to wait and see.

Peace out from the Pyro XDD

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Tantalis329 2009-05-16 23:55:46

Best of luck to you bro =)

AmanPyroman 2009-05-16 23:55:46

Thanks bro

Varien 2009-05-17 09:03:10

It seems as if you will get the DD soon.
But when I read your text one thing got my attention.
"YES FRIGGIN 15 I got 4 hits to the head, then he decided to play goalie and move BOTH hands over his face and I got jammed and slammed..."
I think level 15 can be quite easy with one little trick.
Because I do not know how to record a video your youtube I am going to desrcribe it to you.
In level 15 I just threw three boxes on top of each other on the platforms in the middle.Then I from the top of them I threw two boxes to one of the higher platforms.The you have a choice here.You could either throw the three boxes from the middle platforms back to the band or go up the higher platform you threw the two boxes at.In both cases you must place one box on the edge outwards and the second box on it also as fare outside as you can.If you just threw the three boxes back on the band you took a risk when Alkie Kong smashes one of your two boxes.If the three boxes still stand in the middle you have got to jump down again and throw them on the band now.
If you made everything right by now you have already reached the DD medal when you stand on the outside box.By now the new boxes (Falling from the top screen) should land on the boxes you placed at at platforms,creating a tower by this.From this tower,when it is high enough you can throw boxes at Alkie Kong without any risk of being hit by a bat or Alkie Kong.
I hope I could explain the strategy understandable.
If you want test this strategy it helped me a lot with the medal.
Anyway good luck to you.

AmanPyroman 2009-05-17 09:03:10

Wow, I will try that strategy today, thanks for your input. I think I understand what you are talking about and it sounds like a very good idea.

I just gotta hope those hands don't get in the way XD.

SlashFirestorm 2009-05-17 09:03:25

The thought of that medal is why I gave up trying to get every single medal on every single game. Only crazy people can get it.

ARE YOU THAT CRAZY

AmanPyroman 2009-05-17 09:03:25

Yes...Yes I am

urrad 2009-05-25 20:54:36

I think that level 9 is actually harder than 15 on Brutal, at least for me because i never was able to complete it but I was able to beat 15. Probably because 15 is shit luck. I think this is the best configuration for boxes on level 15.
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Xenryusho 2009-05-28 15:50:17

Drunken deity does indeed suck, It's that stupid games reason I don't even try anymore...Goodluck though, if I by some miracle muster the effort required to get "YOUMUSTBECHEATING" and get it, drunken's probably my next stop. Goodluck, seriously.

AmanPyroman 2009-05-28 15:50:17

I kinda lost momentum....I was consistently getting to 14-15 then I Ended up in the hospital for an entire week with a ruptured lung.

I'm not up to trying it again soon....I'm going to have to put it on the self now, being out for a week put me way behind in work...and medals.